Hey, Ivory Cloud Serpent*

 Spawn right here for me,

Worm stench is stacked, there's no way I'll catch up to you,

 Hey, Ivory Cloud Serpent, won't you spawn for me,

When the Mogu are invading, I'll be waiting for you

Just let me get close to you, within the lasso's range,

Don't let your spawn point change,

My patience soon will wane,

It's driving me insane,

I don't know why I want this mount I'll never use.

I wish the lasso hadn't dropped, 

this chore's not a "reward".

But I'll do it 'cause I'm bored,

And it frees one bag space more, 

I want this to be over with.

Hey, Ivory Cloud Serpent, c'mon and spawn for me,

When the Mogu are invading, I'll be waiting for you.

*Not pictured. Obviously. But isn't this Great Worm From Beyond with a freaking ivory stripe down the side just a punch in the gut?

If you need the tune: Mr. Tambourine Man, Bob Dylan